Episode 8: Clavicular Destroys Socialism

In a recent interview with Michael Knowles, a 19-year-old genius going by the name Clavicular gave the clearest argument yet in favor of the marketplace, restating the American ideal of self-improvement to make himself the most marketable individual possible by maximizing his greatest asset, his looks. In so doing, Clavicular espoused a naturalist theory of the human desire for beauty, that as scientists have confirmed, is ingrained in our DNA. Yet, Clavicular is not being crass, he is restating what Americans have done from our Founding, doing what is necessary to succeed in both the marriage and economic marketplace.